Being offensive

Apparently quoting Futurama has offended a friend of mine. "Sweet Zombie Jesus." Is a big no no. I was told he was very upset and angry with my quotation which sat nice and pretty inside my IM text box. I loved it. It fit my mood for the day as well. I am really tired of religious freaks.

Considering I have this huge fear of zombie's most of my friends thought it was great! One sixteen year old boy threw a fit though. Must we brainwash our children with religious bull shit? I am all for you believing in God. Even I believe in some higher power. The moment you stress your beliefs on me though is the moment I tell you to go screw yourself. Do you honestly believe God and Jesus are up in heaven counting how many times their name is used wrong? Give me a break.

I would l like to believe the powers that be are up there helping us direct our lives and helping those in need. Maybe counting out the really bad sinners. I mean when I get up there if there is a count on how many times I masturbated there is something really messed up with religion. Or a counting of how many times I used the lord's name in a curse... crap I think I am going to hell. Or I must be according to strong religious zealots.

The Jehovah's Witness center is right around the corner from my house, which means I get a biweekly visit from them. I am about ready to tell them where to shove it. Wow I am an offensive person after all aren't I?